Via Buzzfeed’s Copyranter, a 1970s era PSA re: talking to your kid about masturbating. I can’t breathe, okay.
I’m a little worried about Ricky at the end, to be honest.Yeah, don’t make a huge negative deal out of it. Traumatize your kid by making an unnecessarily huge and totally creepy “positive” deal out of it, preferably while his boner’s not even done shrinking.
I am so fucking tired of being pissed off all the time.
We literally cannot enjoy a single fucking day without being pissed off over the tiniest of fucking things.
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
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cvmf:
Hades appreciation post.
He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.
He’s so sassy! I love it!
He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.
YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.
“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”
Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.
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This gif set will never get old, ever.
I have completely forgotten, like many other people, what most of these lines actually are.
What on earth is “Fuck bitches.”?! Nobody knows.
They’ve been lost…like tears in the rain.
OMG
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“Lily is a Great Dane that has been blind since a bizarre medical condition required that she have both eyes removed. For the last 5 years, Maddison, another Great Dane, has been her sight. The two are, of course, inseparable. “
this is the only thing you should care about today
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